10 Sock Puns To Sock-it-up Any Conversation

Socks are one of the most versatile pieces of clothing that can be worn for any occasion, and come in a myriad of prints and quirky designs. But did you know that they can make for a wonderful conversation starter too? Any sock lover would be head over heels if you complimented them for their socks. And thus, begins the conversation about your love for these little clothing accessories! Not only do people love socks, they love funny jokes. And when your joke revolves around a funky sock, you are sure to bring the house down with laughter! Adding a sock pun to a conversation makes it lighter and more fun, not to mention, notifies your guests of your quirky sense of humour. As special occasions go, no one can avoid wearing socks as they are a necessary part of an outfit. So why not highlight this often overlooked accessory with a charming pun to send the room into a round of giggles!

Here are some fascinating sock puns that you can use to lighten the room

1. My socks got ripped as soon as they started going to the gym!

Whether you see any results at the gym or not, this is what happens when you buy awfully low quality socks, instead of ones made of thick, premium combed cotton. But you can tell it to your friends and at least get a solid laugh out of it!

2. The price of socks has gone down. It looks like the sock market is crashing.

This joke is funny because it is anything but true! With the new trends of socks taking the fashion world by storm, you are likely to find the ‘quirky socks’ market rising high!

3. I decided to wear wool socks for my exam, in case I got cold feet.

Wool socks are hands down the softest and most comfortable type of socks out there! We would prefer wearing them all the time, if not for exams.

4. He always wears the most unique socks. He is a sock star.

This is a great way to get someone to be a part of your conversation, and compliment his socks at the same time! A person who knows the right kind of socks to wear to a party is truly worthy of being called a ‘sock’ star indeed!

5. Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks?- In case they get a hole in one!

The classic joke to get your golf buddies laughing out loud! Everyone who is fond of socks is aware of the problem of getting a hole in one of their favourite pairs. Always take care of your socks and make sure you buy the best quality socks out there!

6. Why did the pair of socks decide to break up?- Because one of them always had to be right, and the other one left.

If you ever get into a fight with your partner, do use this solid sock pun to make them laugh! They won’t be able to keep themselves mad at you for long when you bring out your quirky sense of humour, and will realise that no one is right or wrong in a relationship.

7. What do you call a financier with a hole in their sock?- A sock broker.

This one will be a hit at the parties, with people laughing their head off imagining their brokers wearing a holey sock!

8. Person 1: Your sock has a hole in it! ; Person 2: No it doesn’t. ; Person 1: Then how did you get your foot in?

This is the ultimate joke to tell if you can’t think of anything else. It is sure to make your friends giggle when you get to the punch line! 

9. When I found the missing sock from the pair, I felt like I reunited lost soles.

Is there anyone who has never misplaced or lost a sock from a perfect pair? It’s hard to believe! Indeed, when you find the sock to complete your favourite sock pair, the feeling is no less than heaven. 

10. The glove said to the sock "You look like you could use a hand".

Socks and gloves indeed go ‘hand-in-hand’, especially during the cold weather. If your feet and hands do tend to get cold all round the year, this sock pun was made for you!


We hope you enjoyed our list of hilarious sock puns that can get the toughest of people to crack up. No matter how or when they are worn, socks can be turned into an interesting piece of your discussion and these creative puns prove it!